the great gatbsy was really good but a little confusing so i think i need to read the book but it was good

btw i’m still laughing at that ‘heimdall open the bifrost’ post

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

sorry i haven’t been on for 3 days this is why

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it’s been over 24 hours and i’m still laughing at that ‘heimdall open the bifrost’ post oh my god

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

theholysmokes:

pls all vote on greece so they’ll cry when they have to host it

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

• Count Fabula
• Eyebrows
• Hot men
• Lesbians
• Guy who named his shoes
• Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
• Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
• ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
• One of the Euphoria rip offs
• Jesus
• Thor
• Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
• Depressing song about birds

degenezijde:

is that the biggest guitar you could afford

❝I don’t know if that guy in the box was dancing or if he’d run out of air.❞

— Garaham Norton (via slytheirn)

improbablenormality:

HELLO PETTY EUROPEANS

THIS IS THOR

YES I AM SING

unlike-the-movies:

tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win

connorkawaii:

at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween